japan world cup 3 and animal internation race

I don’t even know if this really classifies as a game, I mean everyone online seems to refer to it as one, but really it feels more like a betting and illicit drug simulator.

If you eat enough and then make love enough, eventually you’ll be able to kill and eat the cubivore, thus taking your rightful place as the top of the food chain.

Mutation via consumption is more than a little weird, but the way you mutate is outright bizarre, your limbs and colour combinations is what defines your character, if you’re not strong enough you go through the love tunnel and make a new little cube.

This is perhaps the strangest adaptation of Darwin’s theory of evolution, you play as a blocky looking animal thing that wouldn’t look out of place in Minecraft and your goal is to eat other cube animals and mutate into the best cube animal of all.

There’s a total of 4 stages and the controls are as basic as it gets for the genre, there’s a normal shot, a charged shot and a bomb, there’s no power ups and there’s no real challenge to be found, so I hope you really do find poop funny or you’re not going to have much fun here.

The game starts with a young boy sitting on the toilet, the next thing you know you’re playing an auto scrolling over the head shooter, similar to 1942.

This is another single-track-minded game, except instead of being perverse it’s a game dedicated to toilet humour, although I guess if you’re really fucked up you could consider it perverse, but that’s really beside the point.

Japan world cup 3 and animal internation race